Mom's That Take Adderall To Increase Sex Drive

Does Adderall Make Women Horny?

I know it makes me horny as hell. I want  to fuck Jehovah's Witnesses, and The Amish teenage college students on Rump spiller. Actually, it's those ADHD cougar MILF's, in their white cotton hoodies-that push my dopamine over the edge.

I have never been with a women taking Adderall IR. I could only imagine giving a female Adderall virgin, a 30mg Barr Adderall( the orange football)

Here is a neighbor of mine, who  I know has ADHD. I also know she takes some kind of amphetamine, because she accomplishes things at lightning speed.

So I asked her if Adderall makes her horny. She said not only horny, but Adderall makes her come harder, and longer. 

Adderall make her "fuck like a guy." She has had several sexual partners, and gets sexually aroused from breathing.

She unconsciously stared masturbating in an elevator last week. Unluckily for her, nobody came on her elevator, because the front of her skirt was visibly wet.

She came somewhere between floors 7-8, but the orgasm lasted until breakfast the next day.

Total ADD Verbiage By The Google Speech Recognition Translator

This Poem Was Created by Google's Hilariously Poor Speech Translator

I can do an impersonation of a robotic computer voice. But so far, no computer has even attempted an impression of me.

Now I cannot translate computer code into any intelligible text, that anybody

could decipher NOT on LSD or mushrooms(shout out to Eileen McGarry who'd blow my mind when I'z be shroomin')

Well I don't feel too bad. Google couldn't translate my run-of-the-mill, Midwest

accent. Now even close to being 30% accurate.

Below is the resulting, beautiful-and soon to be award winner poem. 

James Napier the author, will take credit for this of course.

**Addendum to parenthetical statement

I never censor, and rarely change a word after proofreading. I noticed I unconsciously typed "mind" when referring to psychedelic mushroom experience

with Ms. McGarry of St.Pete, Fl.

She did not blow my mind at all. Nor did she "blow" any other body

part; without continuous begging. And even that was spotty. 2 years, 3 BJ's

one that she initiated.

Now that blows! And it "boggles" the mind, that a hard drinking, Irish lass,

didn't enjoy gobbling more trouser snake in her young Lakewood days?

Meandering Spittle: Incredible Poetry From The Randomness of You Tube's Transcript Feature